William Beckford (1760-1844)

Elegiac Sonnet to a Mopstick

 
 
 

Straight remnant of the spiry birchen bough,

 

That over the streamlet wont perchance to quake

 

Thy many twinkling leaves and, bending low,

 

Beheld thy white rind dancing on the lake —

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How doth thy present state, poor stick! awake

 

My pathos — for, alas! even stripped as thou

 

May be my beating breast, if ever forsake

 

Philisto this poor heart; and break his vow.

 

So musing on, I fare with many a sigh

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And meditating then on times long past,

 

To thee, lorn pole! I look with tearful eye,

 

As all beside the floor-soiled pail thou art cast;

 

And my sad thoughts, while I behold thee twirled,

 

Turn on the twistings of this troublous world.

 
 

Picked up from http://sonnets.org/beckford.htm, with grateful acknowledgement.

Remarks:

This outrageous homoerotic ditty by the author of Vathek is another tour de force of the sonnet form. Very much a poem of its day (the early nineteenth century or even late eighteenth), this sonnet displays its consciousness of itself in every whimsical rhyme. Lines 6, 7, 9 and 12 fit the strict, though varied iambic patter only by virtue of elisions on “even”, “ever”, “many a” and “thou art”, pronounced “e'en”, “e'er”, “mennya” (this one is perhaps arguable) and “th'art” respectively — a metrician's inside joke. The mop handle, a “birchen bough”, once in a blissfully Narcissistic state of Nature, gazing on its own reflection in a pool, but now stripped and forlorn, is compared to what the speaker's breast or heart will be when Philisto is gone — not to the more obvious anatomical alternative. And yet the final trope (we recall that the moves between octave and sestet, and between final quatrain and couplet, are called “turns”, and here we have a turning or troping of metaphor along with the rhyme) is suddenly and unexpectedly poignant, as the helpless mop is compared to the speaker's whirling thoughts, of all things: and so the sonnet, strictly within form yet flashy in its variations (consider the alliterations on “t” in the couplet, or how the final line is varied by a choriamb in the first two feet, “Turns on the twisting”), by “turning” makes a joke about itself.